“MS Word launches with the urgency of a farting pensioner who doesn’t particularly care whether he makes it to the bathroom in time.” – Merlin Mann, via Twitter
Love when photographers plaster their name & © all over an image. It’s like a chef peeing his initials onto your mashed potatoes. Voilà! – Merlin Mann, via Twitter
“If anybody needs ’em, I got invites for BowelWatch and FriendFelcher. May have 2 or 3 next week for BlisterPalz and DonkeySpiel. Friend me!”– Merlin Mann, via Twitter
Merlin kills me…I should just drop his Twitter feed here. Here is the latest:“RIM outage” sounds like a middle-aged man’s first guilt-free trip to the bath house.– Merlin Mann, via Twitter
“Booking travel for my haircut downtown. Will try to livestream with Joey the Barber. Come chat!”– Merlin Mann, via Twitter If you follow a lot of our illustrious new-media types, you’ll see how relevant this quote is.
“If your Subject line contains more than one exclamation point, that better be some really strong penis medicine.” — Merlin Mann, via Twitter
He’s just the most quotable–he gets two today…The next deep space project should have “Master of Puppets” playing on a loop. Just so the greys learn that we don’t fuck around. Man. I just called my friend’s wife his “partner.” … Read More »
It’s humbling, but completely understandable, when your infant daughter finds you much less interesting than the trim around the ceiling. — Merlin Mann on Twitter