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“MS Word launches with the urgency of a farting pensioner who doesn’t particularly care whether he makes it to the bathroom in time.” – Merlin Mann, via Twitter

Love when photographers plaster their name & © all over an image. It’s like a chef peeing his initials onto your mashed potatoes. Voilà! – Merlin Mann, via Twitter

“If anybody needs ‘em, I got invites for BowelWatch and FriendFelcher. May have 2 or 3 next week for BlisterPalz and DonkeySpiel. Friend me!”- Merlin Mann, via Twitter

Merlin kills me…I should just drop his Twitter feed here.  Here is the latest:“RIM outage” sounds like a middle-aged man’s first guilt-free trip to the bath house.- Merlin Mann, via Twitter

“Booking travel for my haircut downtown. Will try to livestream with Joey the Barber. Come chat!”- Merlin Mann, via Twitter  If you follow a lot of our illustrious new-media types, you’ll see how relevant this quote is. 

“I wasn’t going to vote for you…but the automated phone call your campaign interrupted my breakfast with really made a lot of good points.”- Andy Ihnatko, via Twitter

My wife is funny. Every weekend morning around 9am she starts getting nervous. “Don’t you have a national radio show to do?” Nah.- Leo Laporte, via Twitter

“I really feel kinda bad for Microsoft with this release of Mac Office. Like, it’s… rancid in comparison to iWork.”- Chris Pirillo, via Twitter

“If your Subject line contains more than one exclamation point, that better be some really strong penis medicine.”  – Merlin Mann, via Twitter 

“Unnecessarily shot in HD. Unnecessarily editing in HD.” – Justine via Twitter